fking rigged piece of sht

Its very fking simple. If you love to get fked every fking hand and think its funny to play poker...then fking come play on the same fking rigged site i do. Played for 7 hours straight multitabling 5-10...and ofc it went splendidly well.

The only fking pots i won were bluffs, and ofc i lost every other fking pot. Lets just look at how fair poker is..or how fking rigged this fking joke fking site is...

Im struggling on most tables..only 1 table i got 3k stack...2k stack from MP raises to $40, i call on button with KJh (am i fking bad player for calling? THIS CAN BE THE ONLY FKING EXPLANATION JESUS FKING CHRIST!!!)

Flop comes OF FKING COURSE Ac 5h 9h... MP checks..so im thinking either AAA or most likely big PP...but i have very very loose image...so try to build a pot incase i hit, to win a monster. I should have stopped here, and folded. Lets analyse this and work out why the only correct option was to fking fold.

Betting builds a pot whereby i will inevitably get drawn into bluffing, which he will of course call...or build a pot for me to get dc when i make my flush. In either way, it will waste a lot more money. Checking is a big mistake also, as i will see a free card, and most likely improve to the flush and then win nothing...winning nothing is the worst thing in poker. So the only other option was to fold. I am so fking bad that i opted for the former and bet $72.

MP calls and turn comes the 9h...Now the trap is set. By not folding on the flop, i have now been sucked in and about to get fked. MP checks, i bet $188 which he duly calls. River comes a blank black Q. MP checks to me again, I bet pot, approximately $550...he takes his time then check raises me another $1100. Now the only hand that beats me here is ofc the nut flush.. Seeing as I have never won a hand before it should have been a very simple fold. But i like to entertain myself and called just to make sure he didnt have AAA or QQQ or a smaller flush, which naturally, he wouldn't have. Of course he had the nut fking flush. Why wouldnt he...he was the only other big stack at table..and that was the only table i had a stack(ish) ...

Its quite simple, its fking rigged.

So many fking set ups and badbeats its a fking joke. But i do wish to share one more fking hand that makes me really want to fking put my head into the fking electric grinder.

Early on in Session, i am UTG with AKhh...i have $1100 stack..i open for $40..MP flat calls..and button reraises to $150. Button is very loose agg and i know will call with a lot of sht against me...i just want to get a solid start so dont play fancy, i reraise to a total of $600...MP folds and button instantly calls. He had a $1000 stack.

so lets go through this...button reraises preflop, clearly he thinks its a tournament and is trying to do a squeeze play with a reverse stop n go from the button. He has called $600 of his $1000 stack so is clearly trapping me and making sure i put the last $400 on the flop. He is so fking good that he succeeded in doing just fking that you fking moron. Flop naturally comes Q95 with 1 heart, i push and he instantly calls. At this point im thinking what a lucky prik for hitting the Q with AQ KQ QJ...anyway, i look forward to seeing his hand just to satisfy my curiousity. Turn n river are ALWAYS A FKING BLANK for me...I ONLY EVER FKING IMPROVE IF IM BEHIND. PIECE OF SHT SITE.

Anyway...he wins the pot with 92cc.... yes thats right. 92 fking clubs. Im so glad im playing fking play money. Id love to know at what point he thought his 92 was good..and this isnt a random player..this is a fking supposed rounder of the site. Fking stupid motherfking moron. What the hell?? ok reraise from button i understand...but calling total of $600 out of $1000 stack knowing ull be all in on flop...and most likely against an over pair or at worst fking overcards. Jesuus fking christ.

WHAT THE FUCK ???


Not sure which is worse...online rigged poker or live rigged poker. Anyone got any thoughts?